A devilishly difficult take on Pong. 

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The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains. They called to the mountains and the rocks: 

“SAVE US FROM THIS DEMON!"

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Score the number of the beast
to release the world from

Controls: 

Arrow keys to move. 
X to serve.

Mobile players, try on the Lexaloffle BBS here.